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Yet Another Amusing Journal

Fri Oct 30, 2009, 12:19 PM
Yes - be prepared to gasp in horror, chuckle, and then roar with laughter!

This took place during high school, specifically during the swimming season.

As you may know, I was in the swim team all four years at high school. We were a large school (over three thousand students), so needless to say, the swim team was decent-sized (in my freshman year, it was nearly one hundred swimmers. By my senior, the swimmers numbered one hundred and twenty) so we had five coaches; Coach Pickford was in charge.

Now, Coach Pickford (and Coach O'Meara) always pushed us - they would force us to swim in all sorts of dreary, horrible weather you could imagine. We've swum in pouring rain (that flooded several streets), hail, and hurriance-like winds.

(I do not exaggerate. Every time those winds blew, if not for me clutching on other people with vice-like grip, I would have been blown away - in fact, my coaches forbad me from practicing my starts because they feared I would end up flying on the wind.)

Oh, and we swam several times in thunderstorms, complete with lightning. (The divers too suffered such insane coaches.)

(Every time Coach Pickford made us swim despite the lightning - not even Coach O'Meara is that crazy - the parents would later bawl out Coach Pickford for doing such a stupid and dangerous thing.)

The first time it happened, the entire swim team (minus few, such as myself because it's not exactly easy to talk to the coaches when your interpreter was freezing) raised such a racket - "There's lightning! - Are you crazy? - No way am I swimming! - We'll be killed!" - that Coach Pickford became fed up and yelled at us, effectively shutting us up with a,

"The lightning are way over there! If they get any nearer, rest assured that they would hit the divers first!"

  • Mood: Humor
  • Reading: Myself typing those words
  • Watching: Look above
  • Playing: WoW and Pokemon
  • Eating: Chipotle burrito
  • Drinking: Diet Coke

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  • Current Residence: In my mind
  • Interests: Drawing, reading, swimming, biking, Pokemon, Warcraft, Starcraft, and Teen Titans
  • Favourite movie: I generally like any movies as long as it's got good plot, characterization. Read: NOT romance
  • Favourite artist: Comic book artist: George Perez. Other artists: anybody who knows how to draw!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Comic book writer: Marv Wolfman. Other writers: anybody who knows how to write WELL
  • Favourite photographer: I don't know much about photography, but I think my sister Taylor and friend Kaitlin are good
  • Favourite style of art: I like anything that looks cool
  • Operating System: Mac. BWAHAH! Macs shall take over the world!!!
  • Wallpaper of choice: On my laptop? Teen Titans from mid-80s
  • Skin of choice: Any healthy-looking skin
  • Favourite game: Pokemon (I sold my soul ten years ago), Starcraft, Warcraft (all games), and Sid Meier's games
  • Favourite gaming platform: I own a Nintedo 64, GameCube, GameBoy Color, GameBoy Advance, Nintedo DS, Wii, and iMac laptop
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Teen Titans (counting the comic-only Donna Troy; she ROCKS)
  • Personal Quote: I actually don't have one. However, people seem to think I'm funny. I have no idea why.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils, laptop

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Comments


:iconiiluvshadow:
your art is really good! XD

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One day you will see your life flash before your eyes, so make it worth watching :)
:icondragon-titan:
Aw, thanks. :aww:

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:iconiiluvshadow:
:D

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One day you will see your life flash before your eyes, so make it worth watching :)
:iconinvalidgriffin:
Or perhaps LND really is sci-fi/family? "Sci-fi" could imply adventure...

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:icondragon-titan:
Psst. I posted the story. 8D

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:icondragon-titan:
BUT - your ending comment of how my story felt like a comic book hit the nail dead-center! The entire I was writing it, I kept thinking, "This would make a great comic book, this would make a great comic book..." You get the idea.

Such a pity DC likely would refuse to accept the story. XD Seriously, though... it woulda make an awesome comic book, no?

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:iconinvalidgriffin:
I think so! It is just so... comic-booky. It reminds me a little of the Invincible books - which is a superhero comic from Image, I think - and it has the same sorts of situations (both hilariously ridiculous and serious) and self-awareness that you have.

Also, Invincible is a great comic. I highly recommend it. :D

ALSO, congrats on posting!

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:icondragon-titan:
Oooh, I've never heard of Invincible - I think I'll check it out when I get the chance! :D

("Self-awareness?" What exactly do you mean by that? :confused: )

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:iconinvalidgriffin:
Self-awareness - and maybe that isn't even the right word? I'm not sure - in comics is like... when a character references a common cliche used in comics. Like Cyborg pointing out how many freakin' death rooms the HIVE had. A SRS BUISNESS story would've just continued on without pointing out the cliche, but your characters were partially aware of the totally unlikely stuff that was happening. And that's awesome. :D

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